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Jul 31, 2020 - 3:31:07 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99905 posts since 11/7/2007

beer.

They were delighted to learn that

Jul 31, 2020 - 8:31:42 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

Lisa Douglas has a micro brewery going in the back shed.

Her Hungarian heritage

Jul 31, 2020 - 9:44:59 AM

159 posts since 4/28/2019

coming in handy, since she was quite familiar with it's health benefits and healing properties.

She knew, for example, that if one was suffering from

Edited by - xmark on 07/31/2020 09:51:25

Jul 31, 2020 - 10:46:21 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99905 posts since 11/7/2007

excessive shyness, a couple of English ales would loosen the tongue.

In fact, it sometimes

Jul 31, 2020 - 10:48:59 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

loosens the bowels.

Grim Jim’s toilets

Jul 31, 2020 - 10:52:42 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99905 posts since 11/7/2007

were why it was called “Grim” Jim’s.

They were so disgusting

Jul 31, 2020 - 11:19:07 AM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

even the dog wouldn't drink from them.

But hey, at least...

Jul 31, 2020 - 11:21:27 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

you could get plastered and not care.

Jim put up a sign

Jul 31, 2020 - 6:58:11 PM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

please flush to help control the odor.


It doesn't...

Jul 31, 2020 - 7:48:44 PM

159 posts since 4/28/2019

but if enough ale is consumed along the way, one doesn't mind so much.

Of course reading abilities are hampered as well when

Jul 31, 2020 - 8:10:29 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

eyes are puffed and swollen from bar brawls.

Last week Jim had to

Jul 31, 2020 - 8:50:54 PM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

break up 11 fights.

That's not even counting...

Jul 31, 2020 - 10:43:17 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

the ones between his wife and his mother.

Jim’s often thought of selling the joint

Aug 1, 2020 - 3:06:34 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99905 posts since 11/7/2007

but a realtor told him he would have to pay someone to take it off his hands.

Also, the hazmat remediation would

Aug 1, 2020 - 1:54:46 PM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

cost more than simply burning it down and building new.


He should probably...

Aug 1, 2020 - 5:44:07 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99905 posts since 11/7/2007

convert the place to a donut shop.

It would be less

Aug 1, 2020 - 5:58:28 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

taxing on the the knuckles and nerves.

He could then hobnob

Aug 1, 2020 - 6:50:37 PM

159 posts since 4/28/2019

with those who are really rolling in the dough.

Another benefit would be

Aug 1, 2020 - 7:32:06 PM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

free police protection.


And of course...

Aug 3, 2020 - 3:05:08 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99905 posts since 11/7/2007

there are the donut groupies.

They will come waddling in

Aug 3, 2020 - 9:04:14 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

with their insulin pumps and packets of stevia sweetener.

They demand gluten-free crullers

Aug 3, 2020 - 11:42:58 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99905 posts since 11/7/2007

but then proceeded to eat a baker’s dozen of them.

They also drink several

Aug 4, 2020 - 3:38:57 AM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

cups of extra sweetened espresso.


If they knew how often the machine was cleaned...

Aug 4, 2020 - 3:56 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

their taste buds would go south.

I heard Starbucks is a front

Aug 4, 2020 - 5:13:22 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99905 posts since 11/7/2007

for a Seattle based punk band.

Their goal is to

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