They were delighted to learn that
Lisa Douglas has a micro brewery going in the back shed.
Her Hungarian heritage
coming in handy, since she was quite familiar with it's health benefits and healing properties.
She knew, for example, that if one was suffering from
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excessive shyness, a couple of English ales would loosen the tongue.
In fact, it sometimes
loosens the bowels.
Grim Jim’s toilets
were why it was called “Grim” Jim’s.
They were so disgusting
even the dog wouldn't drink from them.
But hey, at least...
you could get plastered and not care.
Jim put up a sign
please flush to help control the odor.
but if enough ale is consumed along the way, one doesn't mind so much.
Of course reading abilities are hampered as well when
eyes are puffed and swollen from bar brawls.
Last week Jim had to
break up 11 fights.
That's not even counting...
the ones between his wife and his mother.
Jim’s often thought of selling the joint
but a realtor told him he would have to pay someone to take it off his hands.
Also, the hazmat remediation would
cost more than simply burning it down and building new.
He should probably...
convert the place to a donut shop.
It would be less
taxing on the the knuckles and nerves.
He could then hobnob
with those who are really rolling in the dough.
Another benefit would be
free police protection.
And of course...
there are the donut groupies.
They will come waddling in
with their insulin pumps and packets of stevia sweetener.
They demand gluten-free crullers
but then proceeded to eat a baker’s dozen of them.
They also drink several
cups of extra sweetened espresso.
If they knew how often the machine was cleaned...
their taste buds would go south.
I heard Starbucks is a front
for a Seattle based punk band.
Their goal is to
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