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Jul 26, 2020 - 12:12:35 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

but would be disappointed when they get there.

You see, the screen is

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/26/2020 12:12:58

Jul 26, 2020 - 4:47:14 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

an inanimate object.

To further the point

Jul 27, 2020 - 2:59:44 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

the staff turned on the house lights and started playing Muzak over the sound system.

Then they shut off the

Jul 27, 2020 - 5:34:32 AM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

air conditioning so everyone would leave.

You've never seen so many...

Jul 27, 2020 - 5:45:36 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

cranky people in one place.

Thankfully, they

Jul 27, 2020 - 6:51:26 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

tore into each other over meaningless squabbles, much to the amusement of theater staff.

Ten were carried out on stretchers

Jul 27, 2020 - 7:02 AM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

and thankfully none in body bags.

However, the manager...

Jul 27, 2020 - 10:07:10 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

was able to collect full price admission from each of them.

He said it was

Edited by - OM45GE on 07/27/2020 10:07:33

Jul 27, 2020 - 11:15:32 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

against his religion to give refunds.

He goes to the church of

Jul 27, 2020 - 12:37:52 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

Our Lady Of Parsimony.

Their collection plates are

Jul 28, 2020 - 5:06:22 AM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

really just large funnels.

The money goes straight...

Jul 28, 2020 - 5:50:11 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

to Grim Jim’s Bar & Grill to pay for his long-running tab.

It’s not easy

Jul 28, 2020 - 6:05:45 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

being an itinerant banjo player.

First of all, you

Jul 28, 2020 - 6:12:28 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

have to know the meaning of itinerant.

Self-knowledge is key

Jul 28, 2020 - 6:15:50 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

to enlightenment.

Unless you discover

Jul 28, 2020 - 5:25:28 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

you ain’t what you thought you was, there ain’t no tellin’ what’ll become of your sorry carcass.

Grandpa was a backwoods fillosofer

Jul 29, 2020 - 3:08:15 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

who liked to debate the fundamental differences between Immanuel Kant and Friedrich Nietzsche.

He tended to agree with the latter, but

Jul 30, 2020 - 6:04:21 AM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

he was never able to get anyone to agree with him.

Perhaps he should...

Jul 30, 2020 - 6:18:53 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

have told his opponents “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

He often butchered his hogs

Jul 30, 2020 - 10:37:49 AM

248 posts since 6/19/2018

with 'You are My Sunshine'.

They saw right through it

Jul 30, 2020 - 12:32:23 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

but arguing with him was futile as he didn’t speak swinese.

An interpreter was

Jul 30, 2020 - 12:34:52 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

summoned from Fred Ziffel’s place, but Arnold was flummoxed by their porcine dialect.

When the Ag Rep Hank Kimball showed up

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/30/2020 12:37:29

Jul 30, 2020 - 6:48:05 PM

159 posts since 4/28/2019

he wasn't of much help to them either, and would forget what they told him halfway through the interpretation.

So, yet another potential source of help was summoned in the form of

Edited by - xmark on 07/30/2020 18:48:49

Jul 30, 2020 - 6:52:47 PM

KyBanjo

USA

1761 posts since 2/15/2004

the crowd at Sam Druckers store.

At their yearly meeting they discussed the finer points of

Jul 30, 2020 - 8:38:14 PM

jacot23

USA

144 posts since 12/13/2012

salty peanuts and whether they were better with RC Cola or Mountain Dew.

The answer of course is...

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