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Jan 29, 2014 - 6:19:09 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

green,even though he's a red haired boy.

Give him a green Guinness and a shamrock

Jan 29, 2014 - 6:29:39 PM

18531 posts since 12/21/2005

and a fifth of Scotch , then he will shut up.

These crazies next door
Jan 29, 2014 - 6:37:45 PM

RandyZ

USA

4565 posts since 6/17/2011

Jamming that longhair accordian music. If i have to stop this car....
Jan 29, 2014 - 6:59:47 PM

6110 posts since 4/10/2007

I hope my spouse didn't cut the brake lines. 

An offhand remark 

Jan 29, 2014 - 7:08:35 PM

18531 posts since 12/21/2005

led to the whole bar on an uproar..

The next time I go to the lake

Jan 29, 2014 - 7:26:25 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

I'm gonna take a bar of soap.

The last time, I came out of the water dirtier than

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/29/2014 19:26:50

Jan 30, 2014 - 2:08:54 AM

ErikH

USA

11442 posts since 10/21/2009

when I went in.

Of course, maybe it had something to do with

Jan 30, 2014 - 4:13:03 AM

18531 posts since 12/21/2005

since I jumped in the wrong watering hole

it's a whole nother thing when you comes up a against
Jan 30, 2014 - 5:25:12 AM

RandyZ

USA

4565 posts since 6/17/2011

a rabid sewer rat.

now, seeing that this wasnt working at all....

Jan 30, 2014 - 5:43:58 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

we decided to try something completely different.

Of course, we disagreed on

Jan 30, 2014 - 6:27:45 AM

18531 posts since 12/21/2005

who we would listen to for advise.

I took these here pills and now I'm
Jan 30, 2014 - 6:30:53 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

Feeling pretty frisky.

Do you know anyone

Jan 30, 2014 - 7:01:54 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

who has a deep longing for ribald passion?

The last time we went to lover's lane my car

Jan 30, 2014 - 7:27:13 AM

RandyZ

USA

4565 posts since 6/17/2011

my car smelled just like peaches.

now, its taking on the...

Jan 30, 2014 - 8:48:28 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

rather disturbing funk of hyena.

The only reason I can think that is happening is

Jan 30, 2014 - 10:06:33 AM

6110 posts since 4/10/2007

I've hauled one too many hyenas in my backseat -- or two, actually. 

Sometimes I cry because 

Jan 30, 2014 - 10:09:14 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

the hyenas make me laugh until tears run down my leg.

They have a sense of humor that reminds me.

Jan 30, 2014 - 10:14:21 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

of Phyllis Diller  and Ronnie Stoneman all rolled up in one.

But they all left me penniless, so the next 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/30/2014 10:14:51

Jan 30, 2014 - 10:15:23 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

time they show up I will be well armed.

I've checked the laws about

Jan 30, 2014 - 10:39:22 AM

RandyZ

USA

4565 posts since 6/17/2011

aquiring a PFH (protection from hyena).

they told me in no uncertain terms...

Jan 30, 2014 - 11:10:35 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

that hyenas are a protected species in the United States.

In Africa however,

Jan 30, 2014 - 11:21:58 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

they are the laughing stock of the continent.

No one is able to shoot one , cuz they're doubled over with

Jan 30, 2014 - 11:36:22 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

convulsive laughter.

Once they're able to control themselves, they often realize

Jan 30, 2014 - 11:40:01 AM

RandyZ

USA

4565 posts since 6/17/2011

that theyre really not that funny afterall.

Old wives tell of the....

Jan 30, 2014 - 12:01:38 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

time when Hyenas were considered quite attractive.

Of course, this was before

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