green,even though he's a red haired boy.
Give him a green Guinness and a shamrock
I hope my spouse didn't cut the brake lines.
An offhand remark
led to the whole bar on an uproar..
The next time I go to the lake
I'm gonna take a bar of soap.
The last time, I came out of the water dirtier than
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when I went in.
Of course, maybe it had something to do with
a rabid sewer rat.
now, seeing that this wasnt working at all....
we decided to try something completely different.
Of course, we disagreed on
Feeling pretty frisky.
Do you know anyone
who has a deep longing for ribald passion?
The last time we went to lover's lane my car
my car smelled just like peaches.
now, its taking on the...
rather disturbing funk of hyena.
The only reason I can think that is happening is
I've hauled one too many hyenas in my backseat -- or two, actually.
Sometimes I cry because
the hyenas make me laugh until tears run down my leg.
They have a sense of humor that reminds me.
of Phyllis Diller and Ronnie Stoneman all rolled up in one.
But they all left me penniless, so the next
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time they show up I will be well armed.
I've checked the laws about
aquiring a PFH (protection from hyena).
they told me in no uncertain terms...
that hyenas are a protected species in the United States.
In Africa however,
they are the laughing stock of the continent.
No one is able to shoot one , cuz they're doubled over with
Once they're able to control themselves, they often realize
that theyre really not that funny afterall.
Old wives tell of the....
time when Hyenas were considered quite attractive.
Of course, this was before
'Gold Tone BG-150f' 4 hrs
'ODE Style C' 9 hrs
'Florentine tenor' 10 hrs