Fried up some road killed possum.
It tasted so good
They need to be handpicked,then
each tied to a cement block and dropped in a deep river.
That was a trick I tried with
my ex-wife , but she landed right in a passing boat.
She threatened to go home to mother..
,but her mother moved and left no forwarding address.
Instead, she decided
to have another flagon.
She always was
a bit of a lush.
Dim lights, thick smoke and
lots of booze made her look attractive.
But in the morning,
she often had to rummage through a man's wallet to find out whom she had woken up next to.
When she thought of leaving the convent,
she didnt know it would become a habit.
meanwhile, back at the....
animal fair. The big baboon by the light of the moon was combing
through the obituaries, looking to see whether he was included.
After a brief banjo interlude,
fell on her knees after she sneezed. But wait,
he cried, "it was an interlude, not an interlewd!"
Realizing the error of her ways, she
burst into a sub-harmonious wail.
upon hearing this racket,
several of the hyenas bought tickets back to Africa.
The zoo keeper asked them
whether they could see their way to taking her along.
Without missing a beat,
they said "only if Marlin Perkins comes with us .
"We're tired of cleaning up after a sea-sick baboon and Captain Ahab won't
let us steer the boat.
We've decided the seafaring life is
was leaking badly next to the space heater.
Marlin Perkins was heard to say,
contract to see if I get hazardous duty pay.
Meanwhile, his agent called to say
"I'm feeling rather Orange, being from Ulster...."
He wouldn't tolerate the wearin' of the
'Gold Tone BG-150f' 4 hrs
'ODE Style C' 9 hrs
'Florentine tenor' 10 hrs