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Jan 28, 2014 - 4:05:27 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

Fried up some road killed possum. 

It tasted so good

Jan 28, 2014 - 5:20:31 PM

18531 posts since 12/21/2005

, like chicken

The banjos aren't as good
Jan 28, 2014 - 7:02:06 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

dixie fried.

They need to be handpicked,then

Jan 28, 2014 - 9:20:56 PM

6110 posts since 4/10/2007

each tied to a cement block and dropped in a deep river. 

That was a trick I tried with 


 

Jan 28, 2014 - 9:58:34 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

my ex-wife , but she landed right in a passing boat.

She threatened to go home to mother..

Jan 29, 2014 - 2:24:40 AM

ErikH

USA

11442 posts since 10/21/2009

,but her mother moved and left no forwarding address.

 

Instead, she decided

Jan 29, 2014 - 5:43:25 AM

6110 posts since 4/10/2007

to have another flagon. 

She always was 

Jan 29, 2014 - 6:58:14 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

 a bit of a lush.

 Dim lights, thick smoke and 

Jan 29, 2014 - 7:33:12 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

lots of booze made her look attractive.

But in the morning,

Jan 29, 2014 - 8:41:45 AM

6110 posts since 4/10/2007

she often had to rummage through a man's wallet to find out whom she had woken up next to. 

When she thought of leaving the convent, 

Jan 29, 2014 - 9:56:24 AM
likes this

RandyZ

USA

4565 posts since 6/17/2011

she didnt know it would become a habit.

meanwhile, back at the....

Jan 29, 2014 - 10:16:30 AM

3502 posts since 7/8/2010

animal fair.  The big baboon by the light of the moon was combing

Jan 29, 2014 - 10:28:43 AM

6110 posts since 4/10/2007

through the obituaries, looking to see whether he was included. 

After a brief banjo interlude, 


 

Jan 29, 2014 - 10:34:07 AM

3502 posts since 7/8/2010

fell on her knees after she sneezed.  But wait,

Jan 29, 2014 - 10:41:21 AM

6110 posts since 4/10/2007

he cried, "it was an interlude, not an interlewd!" 

Realizing the error of her ways, she 

Jan 29, 2014 - 10:56:11 AM

RandyZ

USA

4565 posts since 6/17/2011

burst into a sub-harmonious wail.

upon hearing this racket,

Jan 29, 2014 - 11:44:28 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

several of the hyenas bought tickets back to Africa.

The zoo keeper asked them

Jan 29, 2014 - 12:05:03 PM

6110 posts since 4/10/2007

whether they could see their way to taking her along. 

Without missing a beat, 

Jan 29, 2014 - 12:56:44 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

they said "only if Marlin Perkins comes with us .

"We're tired of cleaning up after a sea-sick baboon and Captain Ahab won't

Jan 29, 2014 - 1:19:46 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

let us steer the boat.

We've decided the seafaring life is

Jan 29, 2014 - 4:09:40 PM

18531 posts since 12/21/2005

is not for me

The gas can
Jan 29, 2014 - 4:27:31 PM
Players Union Member

OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

was leaking badly next to the space heater.

Marlin Perkins was heard to say,

Jan 29, 2014 - 4:31:19 PM

RandyZ

USA

4565 posts since 6/17/2011

While Jim puts a full nelson on this crocodile, lll look at my....
Jan 29, 2014 - 4:33:59 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99916 posts since 11/7/2007

contract to see if I get hazardous duty pay.

Meanwhile, his agent called to say

Jan 29, 2014 - 5:15:58 PM

6110 posts since 4/10/2007

"I'm feeling rather Orange, being from Ulster...." 

He wouldn't tolerate the wearin' of the 

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