I'll start a sentence any you finish it Then you start one and someone finishes it and they starts another.
When I go to work
I think up clever insults for my foreman . When I got fired
they did me a favor. My next job was
banjo picker for Ricky Skaggs
Do you know I was asked
to play without strings?
After that I
entered a kazoo playing competition. They asked me if
I wanted fries with that. I said, "We're all adults here, why don't
ring them up and have a party
Do you know the art of
driving with one eye closed is lost? My neighbour,who has an eyepatch, drinks beer and then
after about six he can do some pretty dang funny pirate imitations. Another one of my neighbors
I couldn't figure out why. Then I noticed the large
siphon hose coming out of my radiator. Some people will drink anything that
huge moose standing in the middle of the road?
I've heard that
it's the ones you don't see that can kill you. The thing I remember most about being twelve years old
is Rocky and Bullwinkle. I couldn't figure out how
Mr. Roger's Neighborhood?
I'll never forget
I blew up the barn?
do you think it will hurt
Mr. O's feelings that he can't run again?
We can't all
Fit in that hot tub.
If I promise to be good will you let me
send you to the moon?
My Mother-in-law made some cheese
And hasn't been seen since.
I changed the oil in the car
and tried something different.
I took the old oil and
'Gold Tone BG-150f' 2 hrs
'ODE Style C' 7 hrs
'Florentine tenor' 9 hrs
'10 string banjo' 9 hrs