Machine heads are stopping toilet paper towels.
That’s one very sick puppy
And rabbits in the pen
More peanut butter please
I'm saving all my deserts for one big sugar orgy.
It’s hard to lose your lover when your heart is full of hope but it’s worse to lose your towel when your eyes are full of soap
I almost cut my hair
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Here comes vitamin C with fish oil...
I'll pretend like I give a care.
I lit my cigarette on a parking meter
No more Mister Nice Guy
Radical biscuits on a shingled roof.
Interrupted picnic plans
Listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk top.
She was a level-headed woman on the road to alcohol
If you’re eating a chicken dinner you are involved, if you’re the chicken, you are fully committed
Tires are often flat on the bottom only
Whatever works for you
It's a good thing I don't remember everything.
That was not what I ordered
And feathered canyons everywhere
Bar tab bingo
There's some soup on my fly.
'Gold Tone BG-150f' 4 hrs
'ODE Style C' 9 hrs
'Florentine tenor' 10 hrs