Because it was stapled to the duvet!
There's you problem.
Someone hand me a roll of toilet paper!
I don't know where she is.The last time I saw
her,she was going down for the 3rd time,,,,,,,,,,
You idiot, I said toss the life ring, not the anchor!
I snapped off the business end of my trident.
4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident. The fifth missed the meeting.
Someone stole my uncles wacky-weed plants.
Would you like to borrow my sweater?
M No thank you,I have a vest
Put down the flamethrower and slowly back away!
I want you to make Airfix models of this sparkler.
You're going to have to flush at least twice.
My horse has "flung" a shoe.
A hippo in a tutu is a sight one can't soon forget.
I study magic tricks but I like
to roller skate too
I'm not sure, it started out as a wart on my neck.
Plane tickets are expensive...
We put Led Zeppelin on the stereo and the next thing I knew we were naked.
And the random award goes to.....
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now I can't find him.
It's easier to disappear into darkness than into lightness
'Gold Tone BG-150f' 4 hrs
'ODE Style C' 9 hrs
'Florentine tenor' 10 hrs