Who could have thought that being deported could be this much fun !!!!
A face not even a mother could love
Has control issues
This train is not bound for glory
Waiting on the gang
That will be Mister Yosemite Sam to you
Not once paid a business tax
is their a bluegrass song about that?
What do you call a beautiful woman on Sam's arm? ...............................A tattoo.
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Clearly beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Counsels her clients to believe that beauty is only skin deep
They have lots of skin in the game
The game proceeded
When Sam asked his dentist how he could freshen his breath, the dentist handed him three of those pine- scented air fresheners and said: "Eat these."
Having trouble watching Tarzan reruns due to small beady eyes
don't knock the beady eyes here now
Slow to anger, quick on the draw
Humility is not her strong suit
We were a quartet until the last sharp bend
Still awaiting for Hank and the boys...
Dismayed at the influx of snowbirds
Suspected of launching cyber attacks against other lemonade stands.
Can’t seem to sell any Gorilla Snot to banjo pickers who complain their picks keep sliding off
Just realized there’s no dining car
Plotting a hostile takeover of several neighborhood lemonade stands.
'Dooley' 17 min