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Oct 14, 2020 - 5:48:54 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Claims that duck farts don’t stink

Oct 15, 2020 - 9:55:14 AM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

Clever One-liners......................Ten for a dollar
Killer Comebacks......................50 cents each
Veiled Threats...........................10 cents each
Cease and Desist Orders.........free with each order

Oct 15, 2020 - 3:30:30 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Doesn’t think he’s man’s best friend

Oct 15, 2020 - 3:49:05 PM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

Lies.......................10 cents
Damn Lies...........15 cents
Statistics..............Free

Edited by - Omeboy on 10/15/2020 15:51:26

Oct 15, 2020 - 7:34:42 PM

chuckv97

Canada

53754 posts since 10/5/2013
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Runs into trees chasing frisbees

Oct 16, 2020 - 4:14:57 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Frisbees were subsequently banned from rehearsals

Oct 16, 2020 - 7:39:53 AM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

Air tight alibi.......................100 dollars each
Irrefutable evidence..........100 dollars each
Plausible deniability..........100 dollars each
Same Old B.S. ................... No charge

Edited by - Omeboy on 10/16/2020 07:40:20

Oct 16, 2020 - 7:57:14 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53754 posts since 10/5/2013
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Often gets into nasty scraps in the pet psychologist’s waiting room

Oct 16, 2020 - 8:40:43 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Psychiatrists have abandoned all hope for these wackos

Oct 17, 2020 - 8:44:04 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53754 posts since 10/5/2013
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Waiting for Linus and his blanket

Oct 19, 2020 - 4:17:04 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Waiting for an audience

Oct 19, 2020 - 6:53:56 AM

42371 posts since 4/14/2006

So,,there is help for Bill

Oct 19, 2020 - 6:58:27 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Hasn’t been here for a while, but still looks the same

Oct 19, 2020 - 8:32:27 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53754 posts since 10/5/2013
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Sizes up people as they stroll past

Oct 19, 2020 - 10:02:42 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Passing acquaintances

Oct 20, 2020 - 10:30:57 PM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

Political jokes.................two for a nickel
Religious jokes...............two for a nickel
Banjo Player Jokes.........two volume set: 2 cents

Oct 21, 2020 - 5:03:33 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Having difficulty counting higher than two

Oct 21, 2020 - 5:21:47 AM

42371 posts since 4/14/2006

Bill needs to go to hair dressers

Oct 21, 2020 - 5:32:25 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Does anyone have a battery for my tuner?

Oct 22, 2020 - 12:13:03 PM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

LUCY'S "PRE-OWNED" STAND
Used Bungee cords (use at your own risk)
Used dentures (adjustable with a hammer)
Pre-chewed gum (one owner. low mileage.)
Used tooth brushes (good for mustaches and small dogs)
Used dental floss (a free yard with each order)
Used ballpoint pens (no junk drawer is complete without a few.)
Coffee grounds (Low on flavor. Big on savings!)
Used AA batteries (absolutely guaranteed not to work)
My Uncle Ned (also absolutely guaranteed not to work)

Oct 23, 2020 - 3:14:25 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Heads an advocacy group for nonhuman primates

Oct 23, 2020 - 9:30:32 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53754 posts since 10/5/2013
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Has group sessions every Saturday afternoon

Oct 24, 2020 - 3:56:33 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Practicing “Dusty Boxcar Wall”

Oct 24, 2020 - 7:33:14 AM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

LUCY'S CHILD PSYCHIATRY STAND
(Here's your chance to be
psychoanalyzed by a child.)

Oct 24, 2020 - 9:04:47 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53754 posts since 10/5/2013
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Unfortunately his denturist went on vacation

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/24/2020 09:05:03

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