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Oct 5, 2020 - 3:03:56 PM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

Even after staring at his toes non-stop for 30 days, he still can't decide which one is "Employee Of The Month."

Oct 5, 2020 - 5:29:20 PM

39457 posts since 2/28/2006

Like to eat cereal starting at the bottom of the box.

Oct 6, 2020 - 3:18:06 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Has the urge to migrate but has no place to go

Oct 6, 2020 - 7:53:08 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53746 posts since 10/5/2013

Dear Abby is suing Lucy

Oct 6, 2020 - 10:55:32 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Lining up to see Lucy

Oct 6, 2020 - 8:49:54 PM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

When you open up a "Social Distancing Stand," it's really hard to know if it's working or not.

Oct 7, 2020 - 3:00:08 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

It’s difficult to maintain social distancing while sniffing butts

Oct 9, 2020 - 8:09:49 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53746 posts since 10/5/2013

Has credentials from the Chas. Schultz School of Hijinks

Oct 9, 2020 - 6:09:20 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Their union credentials have been revoked

Oct 9, 2020 - 8:26:22 PM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

Given the youthful age of her clients, it was probably way too soon to open a "Free Prostate Exam" stand.

Oct 10, 2020 - 3:10:39 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Likes to think of his butt sniffing as amateur proctology

Oct 10, 2020 - 8:13:01 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53746 posts since 10/5/2013

Counsels Charlie Brown constantly about having the football moved just before he’s about to kick it

Oct 10, 2020 - 9:01:34 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

None of them were very good at sports

Oct 11, 2020 - 10:12:06 AM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

Sign above the stand reads:
"Loud Violent Arguments.
Any Topic. No Time Limit. 5 cents"

Oct 11, 2020 - 10:16:34 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53746 posts since 10/5/2013

Has a thing for urinating on sleeping cats

Oct 11, 2020 - 6:21:49 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Not how cool cats behave

Oct 12, 2020 - 9:06:08 AM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

Psychological counseling........5 cents
Political Observations.............5 cents
Religious Views........................5 cents
Screaming Match....................Free

Oct 12, 2020 - 12:05:25 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Rarely has "going to the dogs" been taken so seriously

Oct 13, 2020 - 2:37:50 AM

39457 posts since 2/28/2006

Not sure if the new outhouse design was a good idea.

Oct 13, 2020 - 3:01:20 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Eagerly awaiting the arrival of his migratory relatives

Oct 13, 2020 - 7:37:35 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53746 posts since 10/5/2013

Eagerly awaiting Charlie Brown and his neuroses

Oct 13, 2020 - 11:03:33 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101948 posts since 11/7/2007

Conductor wanted, please apply in person

Oct 13, 2020 - 5:50:20 PM

Omeboy

USA

2634 posts since 6/27/2013

Baseless Gossip...............5 cents
Slander.............................5 cents
Boldface lies....................5 cents
Political Promises............FREE

Oct 13, 2020 - 6:30:03 PM

chuckv97

Canada

53746 posts since 10/5/2013

Had a fling with Baron Trump’s dog but got booted out for wearing a mask

Oct 14, 2020 - 4:01:51 AM

39457 posts since 2/28/2006

Run away before it farts again....

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