Misunderstanding about the meaning of “flash mob”
On his very first date, the girl had to slap him three times as hard as she could. No, he wasn't getting "fresh"-------------she thought he was dead!!!
Likes rolling in roadkill
Never could understand why cheese has holes
Thought music was supposed to soothe the savage beasts
Has a rear collection of farts stored in zip locked baggies.
Did somebody step on a duck?
He was a perfectly normal guy ..... until the McGuire Twins sat on him. (Google them if you want.)
Likes to lick cactus for breakfast.
Likes to fly over skeet shooting ranges to annoy and confuse
Results of the strings tuning to A=432 Hz
He was disappointed last week to find out that they don't have organ donor cards for bunions.
Was once trained to play a portable organ for busking with banjo-playing owner.
Arguing over divvying up the tip jar after a day of busking
Edited by - OM45GE on 09/22/2020 17:37:52
As soon as they find a donor-match, he's first on the "waiting list" for hemorrhoid transplant surgery.
Edited by - Omeboy on 09/23/2020 08:42:05
Became a drool donor last week at Dr. Subversiff’s laboratory
Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/23/2020 08:44:39
Sharing their feelings obviously hasn’t worked.
What beautiful women love about him is that he can talk endlessly about toe nail fungus, athlete's foot, bunions, corn plasters and swollen ankles.
Toe nail fungus, athlete's foot, bunions, corn plasters and swollen ankles, these are a few of my favorite things
Has a cupboard full of Senokot
The band is rushing to get back into the closet
He always had high hopes of writing on his school's newspaper, but instead, he ended up writing on the rest-room walls.
Likes to tear up the daily paper
Tears up when passing an abandoned dairy farm
Herd mentality at its worst
'Tail peice connection' 7 hrs
'Billy Joe Shaver Has Died' 10 hrs