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Sep 17, 2020 - 4:17:14 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Misunderstanding about the meaning of “flash mob”

Sep 17, 2020 - 10:12:53 AM

Omeboy

USA

2586 posts since 6/27/2013

On his very first date, the girl had to slap him three times as hard as she could. No, he wasn't getting "fresh"-------------she thought he was dead!!!

Sep 17, 2020 - 10:24:05 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Likes rolling in roadkill

Sep 17, 2020 - 1:56:26 PM

chuckv97

Canada

52846 posts since 10/5/2013

Never could understand why cheese has holes

Sep 17, 2020 - 5:17:50 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Thought music was supposed to soothe the savage beasts

Sep 21, 2020 - 3:51:14 AM

39387 posts since 2/28/2006

Has a rear collection of farts stored in zip locked baggies.

Sep 21, 2020 - 4:41:31 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Did somebody step on a duck?

Sep 21, 2020 - 4:27:56 PM

Omeboy

USA

2586 posts since 6/27/2013

He was a perfectly normal guy ..... until the McGuire Twins sat on him. (Google them if you want.)

Sep 21, 2020 - 4:52:52 PM

39387 posts since 2/28/2006

Likes to lick cactus for breakfast.

Sep 21, 2020 - 6:35:50 PM

chuckv97

Canada

52846 posts since 10/5/2013

Likes to fly over skeet shooting ranges to annoy and confuse

Sep 22, 2020 - 2:52:17 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Results of the strings tuning to A=432 Hz

Sep 22, 2020 - 9:43:17 AM

Omeboy

USA

2586 posts since 6/27/2013

He was disappointed last week to find out that they don't have organ donor cards for bunions.

Sep 22, 2020 - 10:31:32 AM

chuckv97

Canada

52846 posts since 10/5/2013

Was once trained to play a portable organ for busking with banjo-playing owner.

Sep 22, 2020 - 5:37:18 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Arguing over divvying up the tip jar after a day of busking

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/22/2020 17:37:52

Sep 23, 2020 - 8:41:12 AM

Omeboy

USA

2586 posts since 6/27/2013

As soon as they find a donor-match, he's first on the "waiting list" for hemorrhoid transplant surgery.

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/23/2020 08:42:05

Sep 23, 2020 - 8:44:22 AM

chuckv97

Canada

52846 posts since 10/5/2013

Became a drool donor last week at Dr. Subversiff’s laboratory

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/23/2020 08:44:39

Sep 23, 2020 - 12:20:37 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Sharing their feelings obviously hasn’t worked.

Sep 25, 2020 - 8:58:43 AM

Omeboy

USA

2586 posts since 6/27/2013

What beautiful women love about him is that he can talk endlessly about toe nail fungus, athlete's foot, bunions, corn plasters and swollen ankles.

Sep 26, 2020 - 4:53:59 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Toe nail fungus, athlete's foot, bunions, corn plasters and swollen ankles, these are a few of my favorite things

Sep 26, 2020 - 7:19:34 AM

chuckv97

Canada

52846 posts since 10/5/2013

Has a cupboard full of Senokot

Sep 26, 2020 - 7:35:23 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

The band is rushing to get back into the closet

Sep 29, 2020 - 4:11:32 PM

Omeboy

USA

2586 posts since 6/27/2013

He always had high hopes of writing on his school's newspaper, but instead, he ended up writing on the rest-room walls.

Sep 30, 2020 - 2:54:48 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Likes to tear up the daily paper

Sep 30, 2020 - 8:17:14 AM

chuckv97

Canada

52846 posts since 10/5/2013

Tears up when passing an abandoned dairy farm

Sep 30, 2020 - 11:10:23 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101027 posts since 11/7/2007

Herd mentality at its worst

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