He met his girlfriend thru a new dating service------exclusively for lonely ventriloquist dummies.
Called his b**** friend a Tramp and ended up in the doghouse
This orchestra is going to the dogs
He had that terrible nightmare again---where his ventriloquist boss shoves him into a wood-chipper feet first.
Chip’N’Dale tease the hell out of him when he’s tied up at his doghouse
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They heard Seji Ozawa was signing autographs backstage
He had that OTHER terrible nightmare again---where his ventriloquist boss sells him to a paper company ---- and they make him into several dozen political campaign signs.
Took going to the dogs a little bit too far
Still has high hopes of becoming the first hand-puppet White House correspondent.
Laughs at all obedience training attempts
Got kicked out of the PlayDough Club
College sociology experiment gone horribly wrong
All the studios in Hollywood rejected his latest movie script. He called it "The Fat And The Furious".
Knows how to talk but doesn’t have anything to say
Was stripped of his accountant’s licence for refusing to wear a green visor.
We found this picture in the dictionary next to the entry for dissonance
After a nice phone call from Elon Musk, he's now looking forward to being the first ventriloquist dummy on the moon.
Often moons passing cats
The group's workers compensation insurance premiums are getting excessive
After getting an opinion from each one of his toes, he's finally decided to see a psychiatrist.
Had a brief career as a therapy dog that did not end well
Suffers daily from plantar fasciitis
Their suffering appears to be universal
His parents are so proud!!! He's the subject of a new scientific paper: "Cognition In Brainless Organisms."
When he was 5 days old his daddy ran off with “Fluffy”, the promiscuous poodle down the street.
'Long lost sisters' 3 min
'Christmas Time Is Here' 34 min
'8th of January' 1 hr
'Nervy' 2 hrs
'Tone Ring Implant' 2 hrs
'Choises' 2 hrs