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Sep 12, 2020 - 10:00:58 AM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

He met his girlfriend thru a new dating service------exclusively for lonely ventriloquist dummies.

Sep 12, 2020 - 12:05:01 PM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Called his b**** friend a Tramp and ended up in the doghouse

Sep 13, 2020 - 6:02:41 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

This orchestra is going to the dogs

Sep 13, 2020 - 6:37:30 AM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

He had that terrible nightmare again---where his ventriloquist boss shoves him into a wood-chipper feet first.

Sep 13, 2020 - 8:33:48 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Chip’N’Dale tease the hell out of him when he’s tied up at his doghouse

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/13/2020 08:34:15

Sep 13, 2020 - 11:18:05 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

They heard Seji Ozawa was signing autographs backstage

Sep 13, 2020 - 11:24:18 AM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

He had that OTHER terrible nightmare again---where his ventriloquist boss sells him to a paper company ---- and they make him into several dozen political campaign signs.

Sep 14, 2020 - 4:04:40 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Took going to the dogs a little bit too far

Sep 14, 2020 - 7:49:44 PM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

Still has high hopes of becoming the first hand-puppet White House correspondent.

Sep 15, 2020 - 4:04:40 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Laughs at all obedience training attempts

Sep 15, 2020 - 6:57:06 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Got kicked out of the PlayDough Club

Sep 15, 2020 - 7:01:17 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

College sociology experiment gone horribly wrong

Sep 15, 2020 - 10:12:21 AM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

All the studios in Hollywood rejected his latest movie script. He called it "The Fat And The Furious".

Sep 15, 2020 - 10:23:06 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Knows how to talk but doesn’t have anything to say

Sep 15, 2020 - 11:17:25 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Was stripped of his accountant’s licence for refusing to wear a green visor.

Sep 16, 2020 - 4:00:10 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

We found this picture in the dictionary next to the entry for dissonance

Sep 16, 2020 - 8:17:34 AM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

After a nice phone call from Elon Musk, he's now looking forward to being the first ventriloquist dummy on the moon.

Sep 16, 2020 - 8:32:20 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Often moons passing cats

Sep 16, 2020 - 8:36:46 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

The group's workers compensation insurance premiums are getting excessive

Sep 16, 2020 - 8:54:22 AM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

After getting an opinion from each one of his toes, he's finally decided to see a psychiatrist.

Sep 16, 2020 - 11:36:46 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Had a brief career as a therapy dog that did not end well

Sep 16, 2020 - 12:14:07 PM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Suffers daily from plantar fasciitis

Sep 16, 2020 - 5:22:59 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Their suffering appears to be universal

Sep 16, 2020 - 6:54:56 PM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

His parents are so proud!!! He's the subject of a new scientific paper: "Cognition In Brainless Organisms."

Sep 16, 2020 - 8:26:13 PM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

When he was 5 days old his daddy ran off with “Fluffy”, the promiscuous poodle down the street.

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