Will the last one out please shut off the lights?
Still waiting for the Dukes of Hazard premier.
Contemplating the horrors of foie gras
When he was born, his mom asked the doctor, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Taking a deep breath, the confused doctor said, "Lady............it is what it is !!!"
Edited by - Omeboy on 08/27/2020 20:31:19
Marches annually in the Canine Pride Parade in Dogpatch, USA.
Can barely play together, let alone march
Occasionally shows up at Bluegrass festivals ........ with his clarinet.
Often waits til jammers at BG festivals are hammered before humping their legs
The aftermath when yet another bystander approached the festival goers and drunkenly asked them to, "play that there Duelin Banjers!"
Often gets slivers in his rear from picking on wornout picnic tables
Things turned ugly at the bluegrass festival when they suddenly decided to kill the clueless clarinet player.
Edited by - Omeboy on 08/28/2020 18:42:26
Just set a new record for butts sniffed in an hour
Doesn't realize he has a giant gold sticker stuck to his foot.
Doesn’t see Elmer Fudd sneaking up behind him
He could have been one of the greatest leaders of the 21st century-----if he had only left his parents basement.
Edited by - Omeboy on 08/29/2020 08:47:43
Got kicked off the Alaska Dog Sled team for sniffing the lead dog’s butt too often.
Trying to finish the unfinished symphony
Come here little mousie mousie......
When I flex my biceps the flag furls
Once hid in Ethel Merman's mailbox for 3 days.
Just found out his father was a rooster
Just found out his father left home when he was three
Arguing over equal v just temperament tuning
I'm that guy that you saw in the pic of the dude riding the motorcycle on his tummy
Went to a left-handed tattoo artist
'Christmas Time Is Here' 31 min
'8th of January' 1 hr
'Nervy' 2 hrs
'Tone Ring Implant' 2 hrs
'Choises' 2 hrs