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Aug 27, 2020 - 2:06:28 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Will the last one out please shut off the lights?

Aug 27, 2020 - 3:27:31 PM

39453 posts since 2/28/2006

Still waiting for the Dukes of Hazard premier.

Aug 27, 2020 - 5:21:26 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Contemplating the horrors of foie gras

Aug 27, 2020 - 8:30:32 PM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

When he was born, his mom asked the doctor, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Taking a deep breath, the confused doctor said, "Lady............it is what it is !!!"

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/27/2020 20:31:19

Aug 27, 2020 - 8:37:46 PM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Marches annually in the Canine Pride Parade in Dogpatch, USA.

Aug 28, 2020 - 3:26:18 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Can barely play together, let alone march

Aug 28, 2020 - 10:07:05 AM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

Occasionally shows up at Bluegrass festivals ........ with his clarinet.

Aug 28, 2020 - 10:41:14 AM
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chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Often waits til jammers at BG festivals are hammered before humping their legs

Aug 28, 2020 - 4:50:02 PM

BelfastFiveString

Northern Ireland

140 posts since 7/22/2020

The aftermath when yet another bystander approached the festival goers and drunkenly asked them to, "play that there Duelin Banjers!"

Aug 28, 2020 - 5:05:42 PM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Often gets slivers in his rear from picking on wornout picnic tables

Aug 28, 2020 - 6:39:15 PM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

Things turned ugly at the bluegrass festival when they suddenly decided to kill the clueless clarinet player.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/28/2020 18:42:26

Aug 29, 2020 - 4:24:11 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Just set a new record for butts sniffed in an hour

Aug 29, 2020 - 4:49:42 AM

39453 posts since 2/28/2006

Doesn't realize he has a giant gold sticker stuck to his foot.

Aug 29, 2020 - 5:44:16 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Doesn’t see Elmer Fudd sneaking up behind him

Aug 29, 2020 - 8:47:13 AM

Omeboy

USA

2628 posts since 6/27/2013

He could have been one of the greatest leaders of the 21st century-----if he had only left his parents basement.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/29/2020 08:47:43

Aug 29, 2020 - 9:16:52 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Got kicked off the Alaska Dog Sled team for sniffing the lead dog’s butt too often.

Aug 29, 2020 - 12:17:21 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Trying to finish the unfinished symphony

Aug 29, 2020 - 4:48:06 PM

3447 posts since 7/12/2006

Come here little mousie mousie......

Aug 29, 2020 - 6:12:29 PM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

When I flex my biceps the flag furls

Aug 30, 2020 - 4:55:44 AM

39453 posts since 2/28/2006

Once hid in Ethel Merman's mailbox for 3 days.

Aug 30, 2020 - 5:56:59 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Just found out his father was a rooster

Aug 30, 2020 - 6:54:24 AM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Just found out his father left home when he was three

Aug 31, 2020 - 6:57:28 AM
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OM45GE

USA

101875 posts since 11/7/2007

Arguing over equal v just temperament tuning

Sep 2, 2020 - 4:58:39 PM

3447 posts since 7/12/2006

I'm that guy that you saw in the pic of the dude riding the motorcycle on his tummy

Sep 2, 2020 - 6:37:01 PM

chuckv97

Canada

53668 posts since 10/5/2013

Went to a left-handed tattoo artist

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