Learning how to pronounce Isaias
Had a short fling with Daisy Duck’s cousin til she found out about his checkered past
Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/31/2020 08:34:10
The real reason behind Schubert’s unfinished symphony
Claims to be the "love child" that resulted from a steamy tryst between Howdy Doody and Olive Oil.
Donated his tongue upon death to the local shoe factory
This isn’t going to help the orchestra’s recruitment efforts.
Somehow manages to smile ---- even though a fortune teller told him he would "come back" as Elmer Fudd's jock-strap in his next life.
Went to the dogs and never returned
Picks up a little additional income on weekends by renting himself out as a doggy chew-toy.
Often chases his tail to annoy the family cat
It's really hard to believe, but this all started from a reasonably calm discussion over which hand sanitizer made the tastiest cocktail.
Finds goose poop tastier than kibble
Hates blue cheese and rice crackers
Just blew their chances of getting memberships in the Pacifist Guild
You'd never know it to look at him, but he has a black belt in Sum Flung Dung.
Shares a fire hydrant down the street with “Fluffy” the cute French Poodle
Shares practice space with an ultimate fighting gym
He would just like to remind you to please give generously to the "People Who Strongly Resemble Hand Puppets Relief Fund." Thank you.
Secretly thinks of humans as prey
Only prays for fresh premium crackers
Fighting over the latest issue of the Woodwind and Brasswind catalogue
Could never understand why Betty Rubble was never a centerfold for Playboy Magazine.
Still resents being passed over as a stunt double for Dino
Once tried to take his own life by sticking his head in a waffle iron.
Appears to be trying to devour himself starting in his crotch
'Old Home Place 2020/Sep/21' 45 min
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'ODE Style C' 8 hrs
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