Thinks he’s a cat
Tenderly licks his TV screen whenever Wilma Flintstone appears.
Hasn’t licked his butt in almost 6 minutes
This all started when the meanest drunk in the place jumped in front the wide screen TV and "mooned" a local politician.
Doesn’t understand why all the fuss over mooning
Moons his wife in bed almost every night
They shouldn’t have allow spout the practice
Last of the great hotdog lovers.
Heckles Labs when they jump in the pond to chase ducks
This was actually one of the first crash-test laboratories where they tested denture adhesives and brass knuckles.
Was happier living on the street
Never wears earmuffs
Rushing the free ear plug table
This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef, this had none...and this little piggy went all the way home....
Has nightmares about pressed duck recipes
Couch potato with a tie
The conductor just decided to change careers
Had a career once as a bare-footed accountant
There’s no accountability here
Lost his accountability when he talked his inflatable girlfriend into getting acupuncture.
Binge watches Huckleberry Hound cartoons
Taking this music thing a little too seriously
There was confusion when he signed up for a CPR class. They thought he was the resuscitation dummy.
Edited by - Omeboy on 07/30/2020 12:47:33
Tried to save a choking victim using the hind-lick maneuver
Eagerly waiting for his favorite TV dinner, spam, , spam, spam, bacon and spam, and a glass of spam juice.
'Gold Tone BG-150f' 1 hr
'ODE Style C' 6 hrs
'Florentine tenor' 8 hrs
'10 string banjo' 9 hrs