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Jul 19, 2020 - 6:24:10 PM

Omeboy

USA

2554 posts since 6/27/2013

His doctor made a note in his chart last week: "Has no history of mental illness. In fact, no history of any mental activity what so ever".

Jul 19, 2020 - 6:53:36 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

Had a sawbones once who called himself a vet until Rover here humped his leg and never went back

Jul 20, 2020 - 2:59:11 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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What if the musicians are the savage beasts?

Jul 20, 2020 - 5:31:36 PM

39339 posts since 2/28/2006

Likes to sniff play-doh while watching reruns of Bonanza.

Jul 20, 2020 - 5:34:44 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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Won’t be able to fly until he figures out how to get Play-Doh out of his wing feathers

Jul 20, 2020 - 5:35:31 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

Has a wife who’s never home

Jul 20, 2020 - 5:38:13 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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His wife plays second fiddle

Jul 21, 2020 - 4:00:42 PM

39339 posts since 2/28/2006

Was once second fiddle in a July 4th parade.

Jul 21, 2020 - 6:12:56 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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Ducked out of a 4th of July parade

Jul 21, 2020 - 6:15:22 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

Got his shirt collar from Don Cherry

Jul 21, 2020 - 7:13:29 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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When musicians get hot under the collar

Jul 21, 2020 - 9:11:53 PM

Omeboy

USA

2554 posts since 6/27/2013

When you look at him now, it's hard to believe he was once one of the most tyrannical captains who ever fished for crab in the Bering Sea.

Jul 21, 2020 - 9:16:49 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

Never met a leg he didn’t like to hump

Jul 22, 2020 - 3:46:11 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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I told you not to fool around with the conductor’s wife

Jul 22, 2020 - 1:47:09 PM

Omeboy

USA

2554 posts since 6/27/2013

Not only is he required to wear a mask in public, he's also been asked to wear a bag over his head.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/22/2020 13:51:53

Jul 22, 2020 - 2:16:37 PM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

Proud of his retriever heritage but doesn’t have a clue how to get home from Labrador

Jul 22, 2020 - 5:34:36 PM

39339 posts since 2/28/2006

OMG, someone left a disaster in the toilet and it's growing!!!

Jul 23, 2020 - 3:27:11 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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Misunderstands when people say they’re swamped at work

Jul 23, 2020 - 8:24:52 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

Cousin of the Pillsbury Doughboy

Jul 23, 2020 - 1:00:03 PM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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The Pillsbury Doughboy is under the scrum.

Jul 23, 2020 - 1:29:25 PM

39339 posts since 2/28/2006

Playing twinkle toes till the cows come home.

Jul 24, 2020 - 2:51:15 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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Wondering why nobody is talking about the bird flu

Jul 24, 2020 - 8:25:27 AM

chuckv97

Canada

51884 posts since 10/5/2013

Went to the testing center for covid - they told him he’s a lost cause so just beat it.

Jul 24, 2020 - 9:23:31 AM
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OM45GE

USA

99907 posts since 11/7/2007
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Fighting over social distancing

Jul 24, 2020 - 9:31:04 AM

Omeboy

USA

2554 posts since 6/27/2013

On weekends, he likes to "binge watch" his own toenail fungus.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/24/2020 09:31:29

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