His doctor made a note in his chart last week: "Has no history of mental illness. In fact, no history of any mental activity what so ever".
Had a sawbones once who called himself a vet until Rover here humped his leg and never went back
What if the musicians are the savage beasts?
Likes to sniff play-doh while watching reruns of Bonanza.
Won’t be able to fly until he figures out how to get Play-Doh out of his wing feathers
Has a wife who’s never home
His wife plays second fiddle
Was once second fiddle in a July 4th parade.
Ducked out of a 4th of July parade
Got his shirt collar from Don Cherry
When musicians get hot under the collar
When you look at him now, it's hard to believe he was once one of the most tyrannical captains who ever fished for crab in the Bering Sea.
Never met a leg he didn’t like to hump
I told you not to fool around with the conductor’s wife
Not only is he required to wear a mask in public, he's also been asked to wear a bag over his head.
Edited by - Omeboy on 07/22/2020 13:51:53
Proud of his retriever heritage but doesn’t have a clue how to get home from Labrador
OMG, someone left a disaster in the toilet and it's growing!!!
Misunderstands when people say they’re swamped at work
Cousin of the Pillsbury Doughboy
The Pillsbury Doughboy is under the scrum.
Playing twinkle toes till the cows come home.
Wondering why nobody is talking about the bird flu
Went to the testing center for covid - they told him he’s a lost cause so just beat it.
Fighting over social distancing
On weekends, he likes to "binge watch" his own toenail fungus.
Edited by - Omeboy on 07/24/2020 09:31:29
'Old Home Place 2020/Sep/21' 18 min
'Gold Tone BG-150f' 3 hrs
'ODE Style C' 8 hrs
'Florentine tenor' 9 hrs