Just placed first in a stare down contest.
Can I PLEASE get up now?
NO,,we can't get married,,,I'm a girl
No, we can't get married, I'm a banjo!
When a banjo mates with a guitar, they have a little banjitar!
We can go on meeting like this, My keeper suspects something.
This couch is too shiny...
Oh OK, one more time...
How much longer are we in time out for?
Hey, you DO taste like chicken!
It's too early for pictures, the sun isn't even out!
No wise guy--for your information, this is only an EIGHT gallon hat !!
You're not going to post this on the internet are you?
Edited by - OM45GE on 11/07/2012 04:01:37
Banjo to guitar: "See, I told you not to stay out in the sun too long... Now your face is sunbursted!"
I'm gonna have to put a shade on this light fixture,,,,,,,,,,,
uh..this is the D...right?
Silence! I kill you!
I'll have to move soon the lawn mowers coming
See? And everyone will think that YOU'RE evil!
You did eat the last red sucker!
"I'd like to thank the academy...."
Gene Simmons is known across species
I hate being in the spotlight!
'My Covid Banjo' 1 min