Once upon a time
In a far away
land run by mysterious
midget one armed Bandits
named Mario and Luigi
The Sicilian Safe Crackers (sorry about Sicily)
Who robbed Princess Peach
The Hawaiian Hula Dancer
Also known as banjoscotty
AKA the Highland Casanova
but only when he's
wearing his Sunday Kilt
Unfortunately it is holy...
Holy Moley it's Holey
And in wrong places...
Sporrans come in handy
As do safety pins
if you are careful
and don't poke yourself
in the wrong places
That bandaids don't cover
Such as these two
Don't forget that one!
I would'nt do that 
(oh! the pain)
Neither would I, but
we live and learn
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