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ProfHelm |
Playing Since: 1977
Experience Level: Novice
Interests:
[Socializing]
Occupation: College Professor (English; Film; Creative Writing)
Gender: Male
My Instruments:
Guitar, lap steel(!!!), bass, a bit of keys, banjo (poorly)
Favorite Bands/Musicians:
Jerry Byrd, Jerry Garcia, Bela Fleck. The Beatles (duh), etc. You know, like, The Mothers
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Created 11/9/2017
Last Visit 7/27/2022
Yup. My bio: Mark Helm teaches English and writing at a small non-profit arts college in the south. In his spare time Mark hunts endangered penguins for their meat, which he cures in a smokehouse he built into a walk-in closet of his one bedroom apartment after watching a youtube "How-to" video. He uses the meat to make penguin jerky, which he largely subsists on and sells to fund his research linking stupidity to poor decision-making skills often leading to... well, you get the picture.
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