banjo bill-e - Posted - 09/17/2024:  10:25:17

I've been on a few medical websites lately and noticed that "feces" has been near universally replaced with "poop." No sh#t! So congrats, Poop, you've made the big time.
Stay tuned for more essential information!

STUD figmo Al - Posted - 09/17/2024:  10:32:37

Gotta admit...
Yer...
On Top of it... :0)

Owen - Posted - 09/17/2024:  10:39:44

Maybe not on par with a medical website, though I guess it depends on what's most pressing in the moment, but I kinda like the slogan (?) on the tailgate of a truck of a yocal excavation/snow clearing outfit: "Everybody like a good dump."

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2024:  11:05:29

I saw my colon surgeon recently,, answering his questions I was using the term defecate, just to be polite,,ahem,, then he asked, "And what colour is your poop?"



In Banff which is ski country they sell these T shirts.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/17/2024 11:07:28

 

Buddur - Posted - 09/17/2024:  11:18:13

I'll never forget when I was young and the doctor asked me "How is your stool?"

I was baffled....unitl he explained what he meant.

donc - Posted - 09/17/2024:  11:29:04

Language will continue to evolve.....He crashed his bike and got a stick up his butt. .. No sir.." that would be 'rectum'. "
"RECTUM ?.... dang near killed him."

Texasbanjo - Posted - 09/17/2024:  14:15:40

I was watching ( actually listening) to a commercial today and there was a woman running, doing her exercises. She waves at a friend who asks "how are you today?" and the lady answers: "I'm fine, I just pooped!". Now I've heard it all.

It was bad enough when they had that stilly little song about pooping on TV. What's next? Graphic imaging?

steve davis - Posted - 09/17/2024:  14:31:57

I guess we can now put "feces" behind us.

Mad Hornet - Posted - 09/17/2024:  16:34:51

Dang. Clicked on this cuz I thought it was about People Offended by Offended People. Carry on...

5B-Ranch - Posted - 09/17/2024:  16:51:03

That’s why there was Green Green Grass of Home

rinemb - Posted - 09/17/2024:  18:47:09

My doctors always referred to it as my “stool”. To me I thought of the white ceramic fixture, into which I put my poop. I used the word cr@p more often, and the “s” word more when something suddenly bad happened.
Now as a septuagenarian, this product and actions to free it are a common topic at coffee amongst fellow dudes in our 70s. Brad

AndrewD - Posted - 09/18/2024:  04:14:19

Completely different here. They ask you about your 'poo' instead of your 'faeces'. So we save three letters. A great improvement on your one.

mike gregory - Posted - 09/18/2024:  04:25:44

Several years back, I sliced a piece off a 1 inch dowel, drilled three holes in it, glued in matchsticks, and put in in a large pill container, labeled it "STOOL SAMPLE"

Because I had seen something like that, FOR SALE.

I see no point in paying $15 for a joke item I can make in ten minutes.

It's FUNNY, but it's not $15 worth of funny.

Roxsanne - Posted - 09/18/2024:  04:38:52

ok,i'm sorry for that..even tho' i'm thinking post was reasonable? ..considering everything..

Tractor1 - Posted - 09/18/2024:  06:50:18

yeh it even surprised my blue collar mind when the nurse said puke instead of vomit----things move to fast nowadays --I have lost hope for regularity--that lasts more than a couple of days--
no pun intended but ''move'' and ''regularity'' are good words ,for this topic