I cobble up breakfasts most of the time.... occasionally when my wife is still "looking" [i.e. apparently getting ready to decide on a plan of attack] I find myself asking: "Why the look of consternation??"
P.S. Yer smile is fine! [.... but Mary's is finer.]
Why don't you set the Lady stand on a chair - so what's the sweet lady guilty of Sheriff ?
She's sitting. She's either naturally short, possibly due to being part Leprechaun on her grandmother's side---OR she used to be six foot one, but joined Height Watchers, and got rid of about half a yard.
Whatever she's guilty of, if it's regrettable, I'm sure she regrets it.\
But whatever it was, it was probably INTERESTING!!
To be clear: In the TOP photo she's standing, almost four foot eleven. In the LOWER photo, she's sitting. In the lower photo, she's playing a KAY banjo which I modified, slightly. In the upper photo, she's playing a banjo I made for her, from scratch, using locally harvested hardwood, and bicycle spokes for tension hooks.