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ARCHIVED TOPIC: Good banjo jokes
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mruck - Posted - 03/01/2015: 07:52:07
How do you play bluegrass banjo music for a year and end up with a million dollars? You start out the year with two million..... What is the least-said sentence in the English language? "Will the banjo player please move his Porsche."
chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2015: 08:53:45
How long does it take to tune a banjo? ....... Nobody knows.....no one's ever done it.
banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2015: 14:47:59
There is no such thing as a good banjo joke
chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2015: 16:16:36
What's the difference between a banjo and a Tele?........you can play "Walk Don't Run" on a banjo in the middle of a cow pasture (a mile from an electrical outlet)
Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/01/2015 16:17:19
OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2015: 16:52:43
How do you get a professional banjo player off your doorstep? Pay him for the pizza.
pollywaffle - Posted - 03/01/2015: 18:46:27
A guy left his banjo on the back seat of his car with all the windows down. He went shopping and came back to find there were five more banjos on the back seat. :)
OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2015: 05:00:44
How do you know when the stage is level? The drool runs out of both corners of the banjo player's mouth.
chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2015: 04:50:00
How do you stop a banjo player?..............Put some sheet music in front of him.
OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2015: 06:08:07
What do you call a professional banjo player? Waiter
Banjo Lefty - Posted - 03/31/2015: 20:31:04
Three banjo players are in a car. Who's driving?Ans: The police.
chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2015: 13:22:55
OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2015: 05:52:59
What is "Perfect Pitch"? When you throw a banjo in a dumpster and it lands on an accordion.
gregsquared - Posted - 04/14/2015: 22:50:38
Q. What is the difference between grapes and a banjo?
A: You take off your shoes to stomp on grapes.
chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2015: 09:17:58
chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2015: 01:00:57
What's the difference between an anchor and a banjo? You tie a rope to the end of an anchor before throwing it overboard,,(not like this guy).
Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/22/2015 01:01:44
BanjoRW - Posted - 04/22/2015: 21:32:28
“A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.”. Mark Twain
chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2015: 07:44:00
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