2025...You live in the Capital of Turkmenistan, a country now ruled by Astuk, an autocratic deaf who passed a law prohibiting music in any form. As a member of a group which was labeled by the government as a terrorist organization, you are in charge of designing a coup to overthrow Astuk. However, the only weapons/tools you own are a banjo, an apple and a canister of gasoline. You have a team of 25 banjoists. How will you proceed? The best answer will judged by me and will win air from Canada.
Fill banjo with gasoline and send it to him. As he strums the strings the piercing clang will ignite the gasoline and the resultant explosion will render him breathless. Then have your palace infiltrator stuff the apple in his mouth to asphyxiate him.