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Originally posted by dat

I think some of those stories may get some of my nephews in trouble, it gave them some ideas

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"Fun With Bic Lighters and Shotgun Shells." 


mike

I didn't realize you were there too

The Works cleaner, a plastic coke bottle and aluminum foil

Pop bottle and dry ice does pretty good too

When I was about ten, some workers left a gallon of  hydrochloric acid at the

house after they had done some concrete work. I found out it's kind of combustible
if you mix it with the just the right concentration of Clorox. 
Adding Carbide to it really gets your mom's attention. 


mike

I won't admit to the acid we got a hold of...

won't admit, or can't remember?

Oh... I can remember all right... just go ask Alice...

I was a boring child compared to you guys.

Actually I suspect I still am.

That's probably why you still have all your brain cells...

Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm:

“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” 
 

Maybe I should drink more beer. My brain is running pretty slow today.

we had a family reunion last weekend, I still haven't recovered, my brother, my bride, a couple of nephews and myself didn't go to bed 'till 8:30 saturday morning, the reunion started at 9

Now that's a party....

we had a bigger gathering saturday night, but went to bed earlier, saturday night some of my cousins, aunts, unkles, sisters and a few other folks I didn't really know came over to our cabin and sat in for a while

Stick a fork in me, I'm done. I can't think any longer.

SHOULD BE FRIDAY

I wish!

tell you what, I'll take off early friday then take off monday to make up for you working so hard

You need a cute guy neck rub

or go by teh drive through

ya'll listen to Ray Stevens much?

http://patriotupdate.com/videos/ray-stevens-mr-president-what-are-you-going-to-do

Thank goodness it's finally Friday....

I hear ya, I'm gonna take off early and head north to Arkansas, get away from the telephone, coming back monday afternoon.  we're gonna sit on top of the ridge by the cabin and see ifin we can watch the meteor shower saturday night

turn left and come visit us in Kansas...

north, northwest, about 400 miles more and we could be there, nothing personal, but I think I'll stop after 6 hours of driving instead of driving 6 and a half more