Google too many advertisements.

What pro football team would you not want to be ?

Denver, I'm from New England

What position would you not want to be playing?

Any--I'm not a football fan (sorry)

Which brand of automobile would you not want to be??

No need to apologize, I'm not much of one either.

Edsel - It would be tough to be the paradigm of a flop.

What type of weather would you not want to be?

A sinner. What kind of man/woman would you like to be?

I think dougzbanjo answered his own question. I think.

I would not wish to be sleet. it's so wishy washy: Am I snow? Am I hail? Am I rain? I get no respect, even from myself.

What town's NAME would you not want to be?

Intercourse, PA--can you imagine???

What kitchen appliance would you not want to be?

.I just could not be so unkind to an egg ....so I wouldn’t like to become an eggbeater.

.which kind of window ..wouldn’t you want to be and why ?

The viewing window at an execution chamber. I find executions barbaric.

What type of fabric would you not want to be?

kevlar...don't want people shooting at me!!

What fragrance would you not like to be?

Whatever is in Irish Spring soap. Whatever it is, it's too much!

What garden pest would you not want to be?

tick (we have them in our garden) I just HATE ticks!

What cartoon character would you not want to be?

Pikachu...I'd have to shoot myself.

If you were a beer, what kind would you not be?

Edited by - Swampuh on 02/08/2012 11:38:44

Milwaukee's Best--the white trash favorite here in my neck of the woods. I prefer a Sam Adams on the very infrequent occasions when I do have a beer.


What novel would you not like to be?

War And Peace 

What season would you not like to be ?

What do I wish I were not?      Mostly bald.       I'd love to have hair again!

I'd rather not be winter. Few people like winter.       What bluegrass song would you rather not be? 

Don't Say Goodbye If You Love Me

What animal would you not like to be ?

A Toad doesn't it live in a hole - not so nice is it?

What kind of screw wouldn't you want to be and why ?

Oh boy, I'll avoid the prurient path and be good.

A screw auger in a sewage treatment plant. Here's a new one - you fill in the "after" mentally.

What item in your refrigerator would you not want to be?

rotten eggs

What food would you not want to be ?

tripe. my grandfather used to love it and it turned my stomach.

What frozen food would you not want to be?

quote: My Mother loved tripe over her spaghetti !

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Originally posted by OM45GE

tripe. my grandfather used to love it and it turned my stomach.

What frozen food would you not want to be?

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frozen brussel sprouts

What bird would you not want to be ?

A California Condor. They're endangered, but so homely few people care. I know, I need to look in the mirror.

What job would you not like to be?