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banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  07:37:39



Does your banjo hang low?



Does it wobble to and fro?



Can ya strum it on stage...



At your favorite country show?



Can ya act real cute... and pretend the banjo's what you know?



Does your banjo... hang... low?





Edited by - banjotom2 on 03/05/2012 07:39:40

brokenstrings - Posted - 03/05/2012:  07:40:20


Tom, you have a gift for words.

banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  07:50:39



(You ain't seen nuthin' yet!)...



*  *  *



Does your banjo hang low?



Does it wobble to and fro?



Can ya strum it on stage...



At your favorite country show?



Can ya act real cute... and pretend the banjo's what you know?



Does your banjo... hang... low?



 



Are your arms real long?



When you strum your favorite song?



Can ya look real cool?



Make the young men drool?



Can you get signed to a recording deal?



Make your pickin' look real?



Does your banjo... hang... low?



 



Is your hair real long...



When you sing a country song?



Do you take out your rage...



When you're up there on stage?



Do you rock and roll...



When you play your favorite roll?



Does your banjo... hang ... low?



 



Doooo - oooo... you have a gift?



Is your name Taylor Swift?



Do you still have all your hearing?



Are you pickin' on a Deering?



Would you know Blue Grass...



If it bit you on the _______?



Does your banjo... hang... low?



 



Are----- you a teenaged cutie...



And a music-recording beauty?



Do you turn on the chics...



With your banjo picks?



Wha - - at will the young men say?



When your hair turns grey?



Does your banjo... hang... low?



 



I found this... picture on line...



It's a fav-o-rite of mine....



Are your arms THAT long?



Do you pick OR strum your songs?



We're all glad you're here...



As we drink our favorite beer!



Does your banjo... hang... lowwwwwwww!



 



Tom



Edited by - banjotom2 on 03/05/2012 08:04:24

banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  08:03:33



Does your banjo hang low?



How many chords do you know?



Would you succeed or fail?



If you had to play a scale?



Ya can't take no crap...



If your name is on the strap...



Does your banjo... hang... low?



 



In spite of my tease, I have all your MP-Threeeees...



I really don't know... if I'd attend a show...



But... YOU'RE the big star...



When you drive a fancy car...



Does your banjo... hang.... low?



 



And I bet, by golly...



That you'll be the next DOLLY...



Your name is Taylor Swift...



But you'll get a front-end lift!



It's only a matter of time...



And it won't be sublime...



Does your banjo.... hang .... low?



 



Your.... face is everywhere...



That I done ever saw...



Do your play Scruggs style?



Or do you prefer to 'claw'?



We all know... where Taylor Swift is coming from...



If she just... likes... to strum!



 



Does your banjo.... haaaaaaang.... lowwwwww?????



 



Tom



Edited by - banjotom2 on 03/05/2012 08:07:03

kipperr - Posted - 03/05/2012:  09:02:31





Taylor Swift threads rule!!!



 



Tom, "all your ever gonna be is mean. Why you wanna be so mean?"



wink



Edited by - kipperr on 03/05/2012 09:03:41

kipperr - Posted - 03/05/2012:  09:05:14



Keep the threads alive!



 



Go here:



banjohangout.org/topic/228358/10


Kenneth Logsdon - Posted - 03/05/2012:  09:09:42


Try the no banjo thread...

figmo59 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  09:14:27


Hey..Tom.....!


Dose yer pen...

Write SLOW...!

....:0)

kipperr - Posted - 03/05/2012:  09:16:01



quote:


Originally posted by Kenneth Logsdon




Try the no banjo thread...






What are you saying? That it's not really a banjo?



Interesting......



I wonder if anyone else agrees...


Banjo Monty - Posted - 03/05/2012:  09:17:17



Yo Taylor, I'm gonna let you finish, but Earl Scruggs was the greatest banjo player of all time.  OF ALL TIME


dmiller - Posted - 03/05/2012:  09:26:20



It's all relative, eh?    wink



 



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Gymbal31 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  09:55:59



quote:


Originally posted by banjotom2




(You ain't seen nuthin' yet!)...



*  *  *



Does your banjo hang low?



Does it wobble to and fro?



Can ya strum it on stage...



At your favorite country show?



Can ya act real cute... and pretend the banjo's what you know?



Does your banjo... hang... low?



 



Are your arms real long?



When you strum your favorite song?



Can ya look real cool?



Make the young men drool?



Can you get signed to a recording deal?



Make your pickin' look real?



Does your banjo... hang... low?



 



Is your hair real long...



When you sing a country song?



Do you take out your rage...



When you're up there on stage?



Do you rock and roll...



When you play your favorite roll?



Does your banjo... hang ... low?



 



Doooo - oooo... you have a gift?



Is your name Taylor Swift?



Do you still have all your hearing?



Are you pickin' on a Deering?



Would you know Blue Grass...



If it bit you on the _______?



Does your banjo... hang... low?



 



Are----- you a teenaged cutie...



And a music-recording beauty?



Do you turn on the chics...



With your banjo picks?



Wha - - at will the young men say?



When your hair turns grey?



Does your banjo... hang... low?



 



I found this... picture on line...



It's a fav-o-rite of mine....



Are your arms THAT long?



Do you pick OR strum your songs?



We're all glad you're here...



As we drink our favorite beer!



Does your banjo... hang... lowwwwwwww!



 



Tom






 



You've got too much free time.


KE - Posted - 03/05/2012:  11:01:15



But he uses it so well!


PD Kirby - Posted - 03/05/2012:  12:16:16



If you look that cute with a Banjo who cares if you can play it or if it's a 6 string Deering. Apparently it makes no difference and I too have all of her MP3s but I tell everyone I buy them for my Daughter. big



 



BTW Great song Tom, you should make a you tube video of it.



Edited by - PD Kirby on 03/05/2012 12:18:48

banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  12:16:49



Too much time?



That was less than 7 minutes of writing!



Could've wrote that while putting my shoes on! wink



PS: I was joking, I don't have any recordings or CDs... or any fan material...



But I giver her and her manager credit for her success...



She may learn to play a banjo yet!



And she is increasing it's popularity with the world... no questions there...



That photo of the banjo hanging so low...



I'd bet it was taken and distributed for comic relief...



Only Jimmy Page wore his guitar that low... but he could play!



Tom



Edited by - banjotom2 on 03/05/2012 12:20:32

banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  12:23:41



Oh.... my pen's not slow...



And it don't hang low...



It doesn't wobble or weave...



Or wag to and fro...



I usually spend my time with my old ban - joooooo!



Oh.... my pen's... not... slow!



blush



Edited by - banjotom2 on 03/05/2012 12:24:56

figmo59 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  14:30:03


Ha!


:0)

jbkirby - Posted - 03/05/2012:  14:49:07



quote:


Originally posted by PD Kirby




If you look that cute with a Banjo who cares if you can play it or if it's a 6 string Deering. Apparently it makes no difference and I too have all of her MP3s but I tell everyone I buy them for my Daughter. big



 



BTW Great song Tom, you should make a you tube video of it.






 Cuz: She could be holding a didgeridoo with strings and I would still be unable to find fault.


banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  16:07:25



BTW Great song Tom, you should make a you tube video of it.



 



​It'll be on my next CD... and the subject of my next tour! wink



 



​BTW: (Don't hold yer breath!)... frown


banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  16:20:16



'Nother Verse...



*  *  *



Is your.... name Taylor Swift?



Can ya play some banjo riffs?



Can ya get out the 'claw'?



And pick it fer yer pa?



Is yer name for rent?



Is it etched in cement?....



Is your.... name Taylor Swift?



 



Tay - lor Swift... Is the hottest in the land...



Be - fore too long... She'll re-invent the bluegrass band...



Six Git - tar strings... seems to be her favorite thing...



Does yer banjo... hang.... low???



 



Does yer banjo hang low?



How many Mel Bay chords do you know?



Can I buy some tickets..



To yer next country show?



Yer list of fans seems to grow and grow...



Does yer banjo... hang... low?



*  *  *



For now...



 


banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  16:22:38



Does yer banjo hang low...



Do you hangout at the BHO?



Will ya mention some of us...



At yer next country show?



Or will you pre-tend that it's us... that you don't know...



Does your banjo... hang... low?



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banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  16:24:17



Does your banjo hang low?



Would you kiss FIG-MO?



Would you hang out with us...



Here... on the BHO?



And I still wanna know...



Are you re-lated to FIG-MO?



And... does... your... banjo... hang... low?



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banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  16:29:38




pstroud1 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  16:33:02


Ronnie Stoneman use to use this as a stage act thing.
I saw her at many festivals but once in VA I think she got on stage with her banjo hanging down about that low.
She apologized to the audience, said her banjo was damaged in flight and she had to borrow Sonny Osborne's banjo.
Then she proceeded to rip off a tune about 90 miles an hour. She's a sweet lady and can be very funny cause she's almost always in the mood. ;) Love that Gal.

Paul

figmo59 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  17:32:46


SWING..low...


SWEEEEeeeT.......banjOooo..

bubbalouie - Posted - 03/05/2012:  17:38:25



Whenever I get out my acoustic guitar all the young folks always ask me why I play it up so high.



They're used to seeing all the rockers with their guitars dangling around their knees !!.. They're playing those one finger power chords or something but there ain't any pickin' goin' on.



Maybe Taylor will learn a tune just to show us geezers.


Kenneth Logsdon - Posted - 03/05/2012:  20:09:16


Depends on how much/what there is to coverup or expose??

banjotom2 - Posted - 03/05/2012:  20:13:00



quote:


Originally posted by bubbalouie




Whenever I get out my acoustic guitar all the young folks always ask me why I play it up so high.



They're used to seeing all the rockers with their guitars dangling around their knees !!.. They're playing those one finger power chords or something but there ain't any pickin' goin' on.



Maybe Taylor will learn a tune just to show us geezers.






Ya have to play it up high... because that's where all them HIGH, lonesome chords ARE! big



 


kipperr - Posted - 03/06/2012:  05:57:18



Proposition: Taylor Swift has done more to popularize the banjo among young people in recent years than any other performer. More even than Earl Scruggs.

KE - Posted - 03/06/2012:  06:10:21



quote:


Originally posted by kipperr






Proposition: Taylor Swift has done more to popularize the banjo among young people in recent years than any other performer. More even than Earl Scruggs.






One could certainly write an extensive response in analysis of this proposition.  I won't.



Suffice it to say, the influence of the former is a mile wide and an foot deep, while the influence of the latter is more like a foot wide and mile deep.



I can tolerate either one, but neither one makes my socks go up and down.  They each have their charms.


DeanT - Posted - 03/06/2012:  08:49:51



quote:


Originally posted by kipperr






Proposition: Taylor Swift has done more to popularize the banjo among young people in recent years than any other performer. More even than Earl Scruggs.






True, but would Taylor (and all the other country artists using the banjo today and making it popular again) be playing banjo today, had it not been for Earl Scruggs? Something to ponder.


bluegrassboy - Posted - 03/06/2012:  09:35:37



quote:


Originally posted by kipperr






Proposition: Taylor Swift has done more to popularize the banjo among young people in recent years than any other performer. More even than Earl Scruggs.






 great, so now were gonna have a bunch of  kids who think their 'banjo players' then wonder why they cant make their banjo sound like 'that guy' on that bonnie and clyde movie. well kid, 1st you have too many strings, and, you'll actually have to work/practice at it! i see this fad lasting till she takes up the tuba, then, everyone will be trading in their banjos. earl is the only way!  


banjoplayer96 - Posted - 03/06/2012:  09:44:27


In my humble opinion (YIKES!) Taylor Swift is a disgrace to the country world. She sounds like a whiny spoiled...skank. All her songs seem to be about some guy she was in love with, they broke up, and sings a song about them. Not meant to offend anyone who likes her music (I have to admit it is a heck of a lot better than most popular music) but in the country world, it is all about how people have done her wrong.

KE - Posted - 03/06/2012:  09:51:48



quote:


Originally posted by banjoplayer96




In my humble opinion (YIKES!) Taylor Swift is a disgrace to the country world. She sounds like a whiny spoiled...skank. All her songs seem to be about some guy she was in love with, they broke up, and sings a song about them. Not meant to offend anyone who likes her music (I have to admit it is a heck of a lot better than most popular music) but in the country world, it is all about how people have done her wrong.






OMG!  A country song about breaking up, or somebody done somebody wrong!  Imagine that!



As for your use of the descriptive derogatory words, you might want to reconsider.  It sounds immature and Rush-like.



 


banjoplayer96 - Posted - 03/06/2012:  09:59:41



quote:


Originally posted by KE




quote:


Originally posted by banjoplayer96




In my humble opinion (YIKES!) Taylor Swift is a disgrace to the country world. She sounds like a whiny spoiled...skank. All her songs seem to be about some guy she was in love with, they broke up, and sings a song about them. Not meant to offend anyone who likes her music (I have to admit it is a heck of a lot better than most popular music) but in the country world, it is all about how people have done her wrong.






OMG!  A country song about breaking up, or somebody done somebody wrong!  Imagine that!



As for your use of the descriptive derogatory words, you might want to reconsider.  It sounds immature and Rush-like.



 






 I am not saying there is anything wrong with songs about people getting wronged, but when almost every song there is another guy, another problem, it seems like she is trying to victimize herself. 


kipperr - Posted - 03/06/2012:  10:55:43



I agree with KE.



The word "skank" is a little much, and does sound somewhat "Rush-like.".


jtalbert - Posted - 03/06/2012:  11:05:04





Skank ???????



 


banjoplayer96 - Posted - 03/06/2012:  11:18:44


I will let everyone decide for themselves if she is a skank. Here are the songs based on guys who have "broken her heart":
1: Teardrops On My Guitar
2. Should've Said No
3. Stay Beautiful
4. Hey Stephen
5. Forever And Always
6. Mine
7. Back to December
8. Dear John
9: The Story Of Us
10: Enchanted
11: Innocent
12: Last Kiss
13: Tim Mcgraw (Not about Tim Mcgraw, but is about his song Can't Tell Me Nothin, and a similar story)

So 13 songs about real guys breaking her hear (plus more, these are just the easy ones). And almost all of them are about different guys. Seems excessive.

jtalbert - Posted - 03/06/2012:  11:34:37


Loretta Lynn Songs...

Trouble In Paradise
When The Tingle Becomes A Chill
Somebody Somewhere (Don't Know What He's Missin' Tonight)
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
I Can't Feel You Anymore
What Kind Of Girl (Do You Think I Am?)
Woman Of The World (Leave My World Alone)
I Know How
You Wanna Give Me A Lift
The Other Woman
Before I'm Over You
Wine, Women And Song
If You're Not Gone Too Long
You've Just Stepped In (From Stepping Out On Me)
The Home You're Tearin' Down
Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
Fist City
Your Squaw Is On The Warpath
I've Got A Picture Of Us On My Mind
To Make A Man (Feel Like A Man)
She's Got You
Why Can't He Be You
Lyin', Cheatin', Woman Chasin', Honky Tonkin', Whiskey Drinkin' You
Heart Don't Do This To Me
Making Love From Memory
Cheatin' On A Cheater
Somebody Led Me Away
After The Fire Is Gone
Lead Me On

KE - Posted - 03/06/2012:  11:34:44



 



Do you like Hank Williams?  Shall we count his "broken heart" songs?



I'm not sure you realize how offensive the word is you used to describe this young woman.  You should know that it is highly objectionable, and if used by my son would result in some time behind the woodshed.  And if used in reference to my daughter, would likely result in serious injury -- from her (second degree black-belt.)



Your public behavior is admittedly not my responsibility, so consider this a courtesy discussion.  But you might want to discuss it with your momma or whatever mother-figure is available.  Here's the urban dictionary definition to aid the discussion: skank: Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.



Edited by - KE on 03/06/2012 11:35:39

jtalbert - Posted - 03/06/2012:  11:46:47


The poor girl is probably sitting at home right now wondering where her next meal is coming from, reading the BHO post, and crying her eyes out over all this negative publicity she is getting.

KE - Posted - 03/06/2012:  11:52:31



Wouldn't be surprised to hear she's written a new song about how a young banjo player on the BHO has broken her heart.  big



Shall we start the lyrics for her?


jtalbert - Posted - 03/06/2012:  11:59:08



Sure,  I'll start





I play a six string on stage like Doc



But my heart has been broken by



 



Help me out here, I cant think of anything that goes with Doc. 



 



 


kipperr - Posted - 03/06/2012:  12:05:51



I equate "skank" with the word "ho."

Both not complementary to females.


Besides, what would you EXPECT a teenage girl to write about, besides relationships? Whether black holes produce thermal radiation? What to do about a nuclear Iran? Whether spacetime supersymmetry is realized in nature? Whether the Civil War was really the "second American Revolution?"

KE - Posted - 03/06/2012:  12:06:21


Tempting. So very tempting.

jtalbert - Posted - 03/06/2012:  12:07:31



quote:


Originally posted by KE



Tempting. So very tempting.





 Now that is funny



Good one!



 


kipperr - Posted - 03/06/2012:  12:15:44



Whether the Higgs boson particle exists?

bluegrassboy - Posted - 03/06/2012:  14:59:20



quote:


Originally posted by kipperr






Whether the Higgs boson particle exists?






 it does, but it only has 5 strings.wink


KE - Posted - 03/06/2012:  15:37:52



quote:


Originally posted by bluegrassboy




quote:


Originally posted by kipperr







Whether the Higgs boson particle exists?






 it does, but it only has 5 strings.wink






WoW!  That's a clear winner of the Snickers-of-the-Week Award™ for pun-ishingly insightful humor.  You earned this one:




Kenneth Logsdon - Posted - 03/06/2012:  16:18:04



Man... jest wait til them Country Girls get a banjo in the band.. (Mikes' topic)



Edited by - Kenneth Logsdon on 03/06/2012 16:19:01

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