Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009:  18:44:06

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As long as you don't expect me to wear the cowboy hat. I look like a dork in a cowboy hat.

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009:  18:57:53

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So, if you stick your tongue on a flag pole in the winter and get stuck, how do you get unstuck?

1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009:  18:59:47

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just wait until spring

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:00:12

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Oh. But what if I gotta pee?

1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:02:01

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wait until dark

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:04:38

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What was it you said earlier about dancing when you gotta pee?...

1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:10:34

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I sprained my hand running my dogs today. It's all puffed up. This is not good. One zigged, one zagged, I tried to stop the collision, and my hand got caught in the middle. Ice and heat. It made practice rather painfull to say the least.

1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:11:14

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oh yeah if you dance and pee after dark who will know?

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:12:19

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I was thinking more about the potential pain of dancing with my tongue stuck on a flagpole.

1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:14:09

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why not refrain from getting stuck in the forst place?

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:17:18

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Well, I'm just thinking, you know. Just in case. 'Cuase it might happen accidental-like. You know, if I'm walking along and just happen to be near a flag pole with my tongue stuck out and then I trip....

1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:18:14

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it will all be over in 2012

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:22:15

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If I get my tongue stuck this winter, that's a mighty long wait for it to be over...

1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:24:12

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you might make the national news

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009:  19:31:37

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Will they call 911?

1four5 - Posted - 11/22/2009:  02:04:27

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probably, 60 minutes and dateline too

JackJack - Posted - 11/22/2009:  08:44:58

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FOUL! Ya'll are using way too many numbers within the last few posts. How are we supposed to keep up?

1four5 - Posted - 11/22/2009:  09:20:42

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sorry, but in the last 2 or 3 days, or maybe 2 or 3 weeks, I've practiced 2 much and since 11 months are already gone in 2009 and there is only 1 left untill 2010, I thought I'd bring up the 2012 thing I saw on channell 52.

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/22/2009:  15:10:56

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Originally posted by JackJack

FOUL! Ya'll are using way too many numbers within the last few posts. How are we supposed to keep up?

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Ain't our fault if you have the mistaken impression that there are other priorities in your life and you aren't logged into BHO 24/7....

1four5 - Posted - 11/22/2009:  15:13:42

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what if the government outlawed all numbers?

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/22/2009:  15:45:05

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I'll join the rebel alliance.

JackJack - Posted - 11/22/2009:  18:15:01

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Originally posted by 1four5

what if the government outlawed all numbers?

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I'll get on my pig and fly over the moon. Wait! I'd do that regardless. How about, ask for all my IRS money back, it's no good to them anymore. But, I guess it wouldn't be any good to me either. I guess I don't really know what I'd do. Maybe the world would finally be at peace?

Good question! Gotta love those what if's.

1four5 - Posted - 11/22/2009:  19:28:27

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oh no... there goes my screen name...

Louisiana Rose - Posted - 11/22/2009:  22:13:50

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Originally posted by Mr. Quimby

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Originally posted by Louisiana Rose

Mine go right down to the ankles, an absolute must under a crinolene lol

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I was thinking bra....

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Corset

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  02:20:05

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ladies still wear them?

Louisiana Rose - Posted - 11/23/2009:  05:55:42

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Only when doing re-enactmnants and your dressed in 19th century clothing

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/23/2009:  06:14:40

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They do wonders for your figure. I've seen some that are meant to be a fashion statement, too, although most are for re-enactment stuff.

flake - Posted - 11/23/2009:  07:27:10

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Re-enactment of what? The Prom Night from Hell?!


mike

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  08:19:58

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I didn't go to my prom

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/23/2009:  08:25:14

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You have unfortunate recollections of dealing with a corset on prom night?

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/23/2009:  08:34:08

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I didn't go to my prom either.

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  09:27:38

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My girlfriend at the time went to a different school. Neither of us wanted to go to eachother's proms. It worked out ok, because we didn't make any memories that we have to try and forget

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/23/2009:  09:38:32

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I didn't have a boyfriend until my sophomore year in college. I was one of those losers that all the other kids basically avoided/ignored.

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  09:57:35

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I lived in a small town... I learned quick not to hang out with local girls... lest EVERYONE knows every move you made. As soon as I got my first car...

dat - Posted - 11/23/2009:  10:25:25

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how mountain girls can love

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/23/2009:  10:31:34

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I don't know any mountain girls.

dat - Posted - 11/23/2009:  10:36:11

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me neither, I was from the swamps of Louisiana, but for some reason I thought of that song, I figured I'ld type it in

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/23/2009:  10:58:03

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I'm from the cities of Indiana. Somehow the swamps of Louisiana sound more dramatic.

Louisiana Rose - Posted - 11/23/2009:  11:27:13

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We didn't have prom night over here, but we do American civil war re-enactment, so I like to dress as authentic as possible

dat - Posted - 11/23/2009:  14:57:45

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swamps were fun, lots of riding around in a jon boat, lots of wildlife

JackJack - Posted - 11/23/2009:  15:32:19

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Every see this wildlife in the swamp?



I think I would pack up and leave town until they patched the toxic leak up.

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/23/2009:  18:11:36

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I think I dated him once.

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  18:12:26

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civil war reinactment in the UK... now that's interesting...

JackJack - Posted - 11/23/2009:  18:47:36

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I wonder what the elephant nose and ears do for him? I'll bet he needs a bunch of tissues.

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/23/2009:  18:56:49

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They give him that special "puppy dog" sort of look. Like a basset hound.

JackJack - Posted - 11/23/2009:  19:06:04

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Yeah, that's it! It's just a puppy dog. A Basset Hound puppy dog that's been stuck in a nuclear reactor on three mile island since the 70's and somebody just found him in stuck in a closet and let him out. Poor little big puppy dog.

Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/23/2009:  19:11:44

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He could use a flea bath, I think.

1four5 - Posted - 11/23/2009:  19:16:54

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why do slimey monsters always have big muscles?

flake - Posted - 11/23/2009:  19:18:07

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Originally posted by Louisiana Rose

We didn't have prom night over here, but we do American civil war re-enactment........

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If you went to the right parties after the prom, they tended to be a lot like a Civil War encampment.


mike