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Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 06:12:32
Hey, Dat, how's Texas this morning?
dat - Posted - 11/20/2009: 06:13:30
nice, 60 degrees, the sun is shinning and it's payday
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 06:38:29
Payday here, too. Hooray! I can pay bills!
dat - Posted - 11/20/2009: 06:55:35
I can pay some, my gas bill was 498 and some change, but that is mine and my brides for driving to work for a month, so I guess it's not that bad
flake - Posted - 11/20/2009: 07:24:36
I get paid when we play. I see it briefly as I hand it to The Mrs. Sometimes it's cash, sometimes it's a check I have to endorse. It's usually quite pretty. That's about all I know about it. 
mike
flake - Posted - 11/20/2009: 07:28:47
Has anyone else noticed our "signature lines" are gone?
mike
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 07:32:58
Yeah, they took them away. Eric thought they were "old school" and redundant. You can read his blog about it.
dat - Posted - 11/20/2009: 07:34:57
everybody needs at least one gun for every year old that they are, a few extras don't hurt.
that'll wear my fingers out having to type that in on every post I make
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 07:36:19
I have my renter's insurance to pay. I was hoping not to pay it again, because I was hoping to be in a new house by now. Oh well.
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 07:55:19
quote:
Originally posted by dat
everybody needs at least one gun for every year old that they are, a few extras don't hurt.
that'll wear my fingers out having to type that in on every post I make
Cut and paste, dude.
dat - Posted - 11/20/2009: 08:04:34
I thought about that, it's to much trouble when you're lazy to have to think about it every time
HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/20/2009: 08:09:01
Good morning folks! We had our barn dance last night so I'm tired... I had a good time though!
Louisiana Rose - Posted - 11/20/2009: 08:21:21
We gotta country and western dance tomorrow night
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 08:27:30
Dancing sounds good.
HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/20/2009: 08:35:30
I did not do any dancing though... I just played guitar banjo and mandolin for the dance.
dat - Posted - 11/20/2009: 10:15:22
I've got three left feet
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 10:50:58
I only got one left foot but it tends to get tangled with the right one a fair bit.
JackJack - Posted - 11/20/2009: 11:37:16
It's a regular boogie wonderland in here! Well, not really regular, but a wonderland none the less.
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 11:45:34
The first time I read that I thought you said "booger" and I was thinking "EW!"
JackJack - Posted - 11/20/2009: 11:51:38
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Quimby
The first time I read that I thought you said "booger" and I was thinking "EW!"
Booger!  
JackJack - Posted - 11/20/2009: 12:07:59
Actually, I should had wrote "booger brain!"
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 12:21:04
The other day I walked into work singing "Great green globs of greasy grimey gophers guts...."
Luckily no one heard me.
dat - Posted - 11/20/2009: 12:31:43
a guy I used to work with about 20 years ago or so walked into the grocery store smoking a joint, he didn't realize it wasn't his regular cigarette untill he walked inside
JackJack - Posted - 11/20/2009: 12:47:12
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Quimby
The other day I walked into work singing "Great green globs of greasy grimey gophers guts...."
Luckily no one heard me.
Now that's a coincidence! I was just thinking about the lyrics to that song yesterday morning, but I couldn't remember them all. What are they? I'm too lazy to Google it.
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 12:56:33
All I know is:
Great green globs of greasy grimey gophers guts
greasy grimey gophers guts
greasy grimey gophers guts
Great green globs of greasy grimey gophers guts
Oops I forgot my spoon.
Yum yum.
JackJack - Posted - 11/20/2009: 13:42:13
What? I thought there was more to it than that! Plus, the version I knew went "Gimme a dirty spoon. Yum yum!" at the end.
Now I gotta go look it up. Dang! I'll be right back....*
*Que Jeopardy theme music as we wait to find out the answer.
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 13:46:38
Considering I learned it from my dad, it wouldn't surprise me if I didn't knwo the right words.
I finally had to look up King Of The Road because I was tired of only knowing like two lines.
JackJack - Posted - 11/20/2009: 13:48:37
Good ol' Wikipedia.
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet.
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.
Variations on the lyrics include:
- "French-fried eye balls rolling up and down the street" or "French-fried eyeballs boiling in a pot of blood"
- "Marinated monkey meat" or "Middle-aged monkey meat" or "Don't forget the monkey ears"
- "Gobs and gobs of all-purpose porpoise pus" or "A whole year's supply of all-purpose porpoise pus"
Some versions add a line after the forgotten spoon:
- "Does anybody have a straw?" or "And I forgot my straw!" or even "But I have a straw."
What a sick song. I love it!
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/20/2009: 13:57:35
Yeehaw! Time to head home!
JackJack - Posted - 11/20/2009: 13:59:25
Lucky! I still got 3 more hours (but I might sneak out early).
Have a good Friday evening!
dat - Posted - 11/20/2009: 14:16:40
I think I'm gonna leave early too, we're kidless tonight, we might watch tv or sumthin'
Louisiana Rose - Posted - 11/20/2009: 14:19:21
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Quimby
Dancing sounds good.
We like to dance, but it takes at least half a bottle of liquid anasthetic before I can get on the dance floor without excrutiating pain
1four5 - Posted - 11/20/2009: 16:56:09
I haven't danced in almost 20 years. I sucked anyways... maybe that's why I leanred an intrument
flake - Posted - 11/20/2009: 20:54:30
I dance sometimes when we're grocery shopping depending on what's playing on the Muzak. The Mrs. usually gets annoyed and starts walking wayyy ahead of me.
mike
1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009: 02:13:59
I dance at the grocery store if I have to pee
HomeschoolBanjoPlayer - Posted - 11/21/2009: 06:20:36
Good morning! We are off to play at the Des Moines indoor farmers market today!
Louisiana Rose - Posted - 11/21/2009: 06:37:13
We are going dancing tonight at our local country and western club
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009: 07:32:01
I'm gonna do laundry.
1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009: 07:38:02
I'd rather go play at the market...being in the band means you don't have to dance
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009: 07:50:31
If I want to go dancing, I definitely need to do laundry first. There are certain items of clothing one should always wear when dancing and I am facing a shortage of those items.
Louisiana Rose - Posted - 11/21/2009: 09:04:07
Mine go right down to the ankles, an absolute must under a crinolene lol
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009: 13:05:22
quote:
Originally posted by Louisiana Rose
Mine go right down to the ankles, an absolute must under a crinolene lol
I was thinking bra....
JackJack - Posted - 11/21/2009: 14:08:49
I was thinking 80's aerobic wear with leggings.
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009: 14:17:12
Yeah, ain't no way in you-know-where that I'll ever wear anything like that.
And I'm sure the world is very thankful for that.
JackJack - Posted - 11/21/2009: 14:34:31
What about your belly dancing outfit?
Mr. Quimby - Posted - 11/21/2009: 14:37:58
Belly dance outfit might bare my midriff, but my thighs and cellulite would likely be covered. Not that my midriff is anything to brag about....
1four5 - Posted - 11/21/2009: 18:32:35
what about two stepping in jeans and cowboy boots? Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
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